Dear Queen of England (Liz aka Grandma)

I AM NOT GAY. Keep the sharpies out of the pooper, that's what I always say. But I'm not happy either. I barely have enough for smokes and cocaine these days! The prices. Have you heard of Bitcoin? That's how I buy all my drugs these days. Toodles. -- Burton S. PS. This blog is unpublished.

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